1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Are you ready? 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:07,040 Ooh, I know you see me standing here. 3 00:00:08,180 --> 00:00:11,060 Do I look good, my dear? 4 00:00:12,060 --> 00:00:14,500 Do I look good today? 5 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,040 Ooh, 6 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:23,420 I'm just another kind of girl. 7 00:00:24,620 --> 00:00:27,400 And you want to see my world. 8 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,020 So come and... 9 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:45,380 I got a handle. 10 00:01:46,180 --> 00:01:47,340 I'll meet you back at your door. 11 00:01:49,140 --> 00:01:49,500 Hold 12 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:57,180 on. 13 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,540 We're not even two hours into the new school year and you guys are already 14 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:04,700 to kill each other? No. 15 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,420 I'm about to kill him, though. I'm standing here. You know what? 16 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:24,560 am not gonna rock now 17 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:31,240 what up i want the single bed this year 18 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:35,200 i get the single bed you're still on time out all right you tell him that i 19 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:39,180 the single bed like i always do that's the point man it's my turn okay it's 20 00:02:39,180 --> 00:02:43,180 michael's time all right listen may i suggest something please what look you 21 00:02:43,180 --> 00:02:46,720 guys both want the single bed right so why don't we just say that whoever gets 22 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:48,600 there first gets the bed Fair enough? 23 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,019 Yes, boy. 24 00:02:50,020 --> 00:02:51,020 Okay, good. 25 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,860 Now look, the important thing to remember here is... 26 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:29,360 Husband, hey. 27 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:30,820 Hey. Hi. How's it going? 28 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:32,600 We're going to the beach. You want to come hang? 29 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:38,180 I do, but I promised my sister I'd help her unpacking stuff. 30 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:44,120 Okay, I love the shoes, but the outfit is way too rectangular. 31 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:46,480 Zoe! Hi! 32 00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:48,080 Hi! Oh! 33 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:50,720 Sorry. 34 00:04:51,660 --> 00:04:54,220 When did you get here? How cool is our new dorm? 35 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:57,560 Awesome. I love that. Help me get my mattress up on the bed. Okay. 36 00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:08,160 There. And now, I shall make it. You sure you don't want the single bed? No. 37 00:05:08,620 --> 00:05:11,300 I've always wanted the top bunk ever since I was a kid. But my little sister 38 00:05:11,300 --> 00:05:14,520 always got it. And then last year when I came to PCA, Nicole wanted it. So this 39 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:17,440 year I made sure I got here extra early before Nicole shows up and starts... 40 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:20,640 Actually, I have something to tell you. 41 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:26,740 Nicole's not coming back to PCA? I didn't say that. I said she's going to 42 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:27,940 away for a while. 43 00:05:28,180 --> 00:05:29,180 Why? What happened? 44 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,460 Well, during the summer... Yeah? 45 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:35,080 Her mom got worried about her, so she took her to a psychologist. 46 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:39,440 And? Nicole was diagnosed with obsessive male gender disorder. 47 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:42,680 Which means she's boy crazy. 48 00:05:42,940 --> 00:05:44,000 Well, we all knew that. 49 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:47,660 So where is she now? They put her in an all -girls school. 50 00:05:48,180 --> 00:05:49,640 Oh, my God. 51 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:52,940 Nicole in an all -girls school? She's going to lose her mind. 52 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:56,760 Hey, you guys got to see the new lounge. There's a new Blix machine with five 53 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:57,760 different flavors. 54 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:58,920 New flavor? 55 00:06:08,070 --> 00:06:09,070 Yes! 56 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:14,630 The single bed is mine! 57 00:06:16,850 --> 00:06:18,370 What are you doing in our room? 58 00:06:19,290 --> 00:06:21,890 What do you mean? I'm in 148 Maxwell Hall. 59 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:23,890 This is Dillard Hall? 60 00:07:23,020 --> 00:07:29,020 advisor yeah i'm the problem you put me in room 36d go there is no room 36d 61 00:07:29,020 --> 00:07:36,020 listen i think i know what room wait you may be right when am i not 62 00:07:36,020 --> 00:07:40,260 right yeah okay i know what happened here see a few nights ago when i was 63 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:46,060 the room assignments i ordered a bra online and yeah i must have put 36d down 64 00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:50,820 your room number by mistake what's that the pina colada yeah i give it 65 00:07:54,510 --> 00:07:57,830 Excellent. It is like the perfect blend of pineapple and chocolate. I'd like a 66 00:07:57,830 --> 00:07:58,830 room to live in. 67 00:07:59,030 --> 00:08:00,030 Relax. 68 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:02,950 You can room with Zoe and Lola for a few months. 69 00:08:04,390 --> 00:08:05,390 What about Nicole? 70 00:08:05,730 --> 00:08:08,670 She won't be back until she's cured of her obsessive male gender disorder. 71 00:08:09,810 --> 00:08:11,650 OMGD? It's a long story. 72 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:16,250 So, uh, you guys don't mind if Quinn bunks with you for a while, right? 73 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:18,870 No, we wouldn't mind. 74 00:08:39,690 --> 00:08:41,730 At least now I know why this brought him to it. 75 00:08:44,670 --> 00:08:45,870 She took my drink. 76 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:19,760 So if you guys could be quiet for ten seconds, I'd appreciate it. 77 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:23,920 You said whoever gets to the single bed first gets it. 78 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:27,540 Yeah, so I get it. I beat you here by ten of a second. Look, I'm about to beat 79 00:09:27,540 --> 00:09:31,960 you in a ten of a second. If you guys got here within the same second, you're 80 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:35,200 going to have to find some other way to decide who gets the single bed. 81 00:09:35,980 --> 00:09:38,680 Okay, good. Let's go. I'm right behind you. Oh, yeah, that's right. You're 82 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:40,140 to be behind me. You know what? I'm in front. 83 00:09:40,340 --> 00:09:41,980 I'm the man. 84 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,240 You're the man, right? 85 00:09:47,150 --> 00:09:48,150 Did you tell Zoe yet? 86 00:09:48,450 --> 00:09:49,209 Not yet. 87 00:09:49,210 --> 00:09:50,210 When are you going to tell her? 88 00:09:50,330 --> 00:09:51,630 Soon. You better. 89 00:09:52,010 --> 00:09:53,010 I'm going to tell her. 90 00:09:53,670 --> 00:09:54,670 Tell her what? 91 00:09:54,830 --> 00:09:57,670 You that you're annoying. Get out. Oh, I'm annoying? Yes, you're annoying. 92 00:09:57,890 --> 00:09:58,890 Who's annoying? Your mom's annoying. 93 00:09:59,070 --> 00:10:01,450 You're annoying. I don't care about her. 94 00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:04,150 That's a love love, man. That's a love love. 95 00:10:18,190 --> 00:10:21,190 for a while, maybe we should go over a few, you know, rules. 96 00:10:21,670 --> 00:10:26,290 Uh, yeah, like, no poison chemicals, no nuclear experiments, no genetic 97 00:10:26,290 --> 00:10:32,950 mutations, no cloning us without our permission, and, um, know that, 98 00:10:33,210 --> 00:10:34,670 whatever that is. 99 00:10:35,410 --> 00:10:37,230 Jeez, are we gonna have any fun? 100 00:10:39,970 --> 00:10:40,970 Knocking. 101 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:42,710 Entering. Jeez! 102 00:10:44,670 --> 00:10:45,670 And, 103 00:10:47,310 --> 00:10:48,310 uh, no hugs. Zoe? 104 00:10:48,710 --> 00:10:51,350 I tried to hug you like an hour ago, but you fell down and ran away. 105 00:10:51,870 --> 00:10:52,870 This is true. 106 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,950 What's with all the, uh, items? 107 00:10:56,610 --> 00:10:58,930 Um, Quinn's gonna be our new roommate for a while. 108 00:10:59,690 --> 00:11:00,690 Uh -oh. 109 00:11:01,910 --> 00:11:02,910 Oh! 110 00:11:03,310 --> 00:11:05,930 How nice for all of you. 111 00:11:06,770 --> 00:11:07,790 Does he know about Nicole? 112 00:11:08,430 --> 00:11:09,430 Yeah, I heard. 113 00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:12,030 OMGD. Yeah. Mm -hmm. 114 00:11:14,810 --> 00:11:15,810 What? 115 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:20,280 What is this? 116 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:21,760 Happy sanctuary. 117 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,200 Why? 118 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,460 I like to put fresh honey on my biscuits. 119 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:27,860 Is that so weird? 120 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:30,600 Be quiet. 121 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,920 So, um, listen, Ro, you got a minute to talk? 122 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:43,520 Sure, talk. 123 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:44,960 Um, privately? 124 00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:48,920 Oh, uh, yeah, but can we do it later? I really want to get all this stuff put 125 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:50,600 away. Yeah, absolutely. 126 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:53,320 I'm just going to set this down. 127 00:11:54,740 --> 00:11:57,000 Try to get the image of it out of my brain forever. 128 00:11:57,260 --> 00:11:58,880 Oh, come on. That's just it. Don't want to know. 129 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,380 Anyway, you guys have fun. 130 00:12:01,740 --> 00:12:03,240 Bye, Chase. See you later. 131 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:04,480 Ciao. 132 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:07,360 I wonder what he wants to tell me. 133 00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:09,140 Gee, I wonder. 134 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,760 Yes, whatever could it be? 135 00:12:13,340 --> 00:12:14,340 Okay. 136 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:16,460 Does it smell really sarcastic in here? 137 00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:19,260 Well, I mean, come on, it's so obvious. 138 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:21,620 What's obvious? 139 00:12:21,860 --> 00:12:24,080 Why Chase wants to talk to you alone. 140 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,480 Then I guess it's obvious to everyone but me. 141 00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:28,340 Bingo! Ding, ding, ding. 142 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:32,680 Okay, what? 143 00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:36,440 Chase wants to tell you he's in love with you. 144 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,320 In love with me? Yes, completely. 145 00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:55,720 Head over heels. 146 00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:57,500 Uvula over pancreas. 147 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:00,700 Head over heels. 148 00:13:01,140 --> 00:13:02,180 In love with me? 149 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,040 Chase? No, me. 150 00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:08,140 Marry me, Zoe. Please be my wife. 151 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:13,720 Chase is not in love with me. He and I are just friends. Fa -ren. 152 00:13:14,180 --> 00:13:16,200 And you are fa -crazy. 153 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,680 How long have you two thought this? 154 00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:21,020 Us two? 155 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,650 Everyone thinks that. No, they don't. 156 00:13:24,530 --> 00:13:25,530 Uh, 157 00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:28,490 Jeannie, come here. 158 00:13:28,630 --> 00:13:29,630 What's up? 159 00:13:30,030 --> 00:13:31,890 Blank is in love with Zoe. Fill in the blank. 160 00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:33,910 Chase, thanks for playing. 161 00:13:36,170 --> 00:13:39,490 You know, it really gets on my nerves that a guy and a girl can't be close 162 00:13:39,490 --> 00:13:41,490 friends without everyone thinking there's more to it. 163 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:46,690 Oh, grow up, Zoe. Yeah, there is more to it. Okay, okay, if everyone's thought 164 00:13:46,690 --> 00:13:49,970 that Chase is in love with me for so long, why didn't you guys say so a year 165 00:13:49,970 --> 00:13:51,900 ago? You were waiting for you to catch on. 166 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,840 No one thought you could be so clueless for so long. 167 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,240 No offense. 168 00:13:57,740 --> 00:13:58,740 I'm taken. 169 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,080 Now she's mad at us. 170 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:05,320 Yeah, I'm mad, and Chase is not in love with me. 171 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,720 Where are you going? 172 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:07,980 To get some lunch. 173 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,200 What about us? 174 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:12,700 Eat this. 175 00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:17,300 You know, we actually could eat... No! 176 00:14:32,430 --> 00:14:36,130 Okay. Whoever eats most hot peppers in one hour gets a single bit. 177 00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:37,830 Push the button. 178 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,170 Let's go. 179 00:14:40,850 --> 00:14:41,850 Go. 180 00:14:44,830 --> 00:14:48,630 It's pretty damn hot. 181 00:14:54,590 --> 00:14:55,650 It's not even that hot. 182 00:14:56,110 --> 00:14:57,110 I wish they were hot. 183 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:25,380 Your java chino. Thanks, girl. 184 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:27,700 Ew! 185 00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:29,520 I wash behind my ears every other month. 186 00:15:31,860 --> 00:15:34,520 So, you spent most of your summer being a lifeguard. 187 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:35,679 Mm -hmm. 188 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:36,680 Fun? 189 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:40,900 Mostly. Except for one Thursday when this old lady fell in the deep end, 190 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:41,900 drowned. 191 00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:45,860 Wow. You pull her out? Yeah. I had to give her mouth to mouth. 192 00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:47,740 So how'd that go? 193 00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:49,060 She bit my tongue. 194 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:51,580 But it all turned out okay? 195 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:52,920 Yeah, she was fine. 196 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,480 How about your tongue? 197 00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:55,720 I don't know. Do I have a scar? 198 00:15:57,180 --> 00:15:58,180 Hmm. 199 00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,480 I don't think so, but... What? 200 00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:02,120 You have a tiny tongue. 201 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:06,080 All right, we're not going to sit here and make fun of my tongue. Please? No. 202 00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:07,800 So what do you want to talk to me about? 203 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:11,480 All right, well, um, actually... 204 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,080 Okay, 205 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,480 why did you guys eat hot peppers? 206 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:36,400 They were trying to see who would get the single bed. 207 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,200 Ah, so who won? 208 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:44,440 Well, maybe you guys should try boxing. 209 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:46,800 Boxing killed me. 210 00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:49,020 Cool. 211 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:50,840 Let's box. 212 00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:55,420 Sometimes I wish I didn't have roommates. 213 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,400 I hear you. All day so far. 214 00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,280 One sec. 215 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,060 Hello? 216 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:05,480 Lola. Did you just... Lola, hang on. 217 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,880 Okay, I'll be right there. What now? 218 00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:11,140 I don't know, but I better get there. We'll talk later. 219 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:14,440 Good luck. 220 00:19:56,650 --> 00:19:57,650 Sweet dreams. 221 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,880 They chased Coco out of the building. 222 00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:05,480 Wow. She really likes ravioli. 223 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,280 Ew. 224 00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:16,520 you? Did he say he's in love with you? 225 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,560 Stop. He did. 226 00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:21,440 He didn't and he's not. 227 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,120 He said he's not? 228 00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:24,580 He didn't say anything. 229 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:28,020 When are you going to let Chase tell you he's in love with you? Now would be a 230 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,020 good time. 231 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,600 Chase is not in love with me. 232 00:21:31,060 --> 00:21:32,060 Okay. 233 00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:33,400 He's not in love with you. 234 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,200 Thank you. 235 00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:38,560 But he is so in love. 236 00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:40,460 Okay, that's it. 237 00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:41,999 What's it? 238 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,820 You guys are so sure Chase is in love with me, I'm going to go ask. 239 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:48,820 No, you can't ask a guy if he's in love with you. You have to let him tell you 240 00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:49,639 when he's ready. 241 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,000 Nope, I'm going to go ask him right now, point blank. 242 00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:55,740 This is so wrong of her. 243 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,140 I know, I love it. Me too. 244 00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:41,620 Uh, I'm sorry. 245 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:48,220 Zoe, this is Rebecca, my girlfriend. 246 00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:51,560 Nice to meet you. 247 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:59,600 Why do I try so hard to be 248 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,780 him? 249 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:19,320 Why do I try so hard 250 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:22,060 to stay?